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EW. WHAT
ARE YOU WATCHING?

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A SPECIAL I TAPED

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ON ENTOMOLOGICAL
SEXUAL BEHAVIOR.

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IT'S A LITTLE
VISUAL AID FOR MY
BIOLOGY TERM PAPER.

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<i>FOR OTHERS,
IT IS ADVANTAGEOUS</i>

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<i>ONLY FOR THE OFFSPRING,</i>

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<i>WHO WILL ULTIMATELY BENEFIT
FROM SELECTIVE PATERNITY.</i>

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WELL, HOW DOES
SHE KNOW WHICH ONE
SHE'S ATTRACTED TO?

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THEY ALL
LOOK THE SAME.

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INSTINCT.

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UNLIKE PEOPLE.

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YOU MEAN PEOPLE
DON'T FIND MATES
BY INSTINCT?

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MEANING THAT PEOPLE
GO BY WHATEVER SUPERMODEL

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THE MEDIA DECIDES
TO BE THIS MONTH'S
PERFECT HUMAN SPECIMEN.

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MMM...I BEG TO DIFFER.
I DON'T NEED

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<i>ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT</i>
TO TELL ME DREW
BARRYMORE IS HOT.

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20th-CENTURY MEN
ARE CONDITIONED
TO WORSHIP WOMEN

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WHO LOOK LIKE NUTRITIONALLY
DEPRIVED HEROIN ADDICTS.

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IN THE RENAISSANCE,
THEY LIKED WOMEN
WHO WERE HEFTY,

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AND IN SOME CULTURES,
THEY LIKE WOMEN WHO HAVE

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BONES THROUGH THEIR NOSES
AND PLATES IN THEIR MOUTHS.

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IT'S JUST...THE WAY
IT GOES, DAWSON.

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MMM...YOU'RE REACHING.

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YOU KNOW, MAYBE
THERE IS SOME TRUTH

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TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME

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THAT PURE ANIMAL INSTINCT

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DOESN'T HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO

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WITH WHAT KIND OF GUY
YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.

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AM I RIGHT?

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I HAVEN'T
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA,
DAWSON.

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SO YOUR MOM'S JUDGING
FOR THE WINDJAMMER DAYS?

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YEAH, THEY'RE
GONNA LET ME COVER IT
FOR THE STATION.

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WELL, SO WHAT ARE
THESE WINDJAMMER DAYS?

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IT'S THIS YEARLY EVENT
THE YACHT CLUB HOLDS...

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A LITTLE PAGEANT.

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THEY TRY AND
REEL IN THE LAST
REMAINING TOURISTS

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BEFORE THE TOWN
REALLY SHUTS DOWN
FOR THE SEASON.

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IT'S A BLUE-BLOODED
TRADITION WHICH

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CELEBRATES THE GRAND ACHIEVEMENT

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OF BEING BORN RICH,
THE CULMINATION
OF WHICH IS THIS

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ASININE FORMAL DINNER HELD
AT THE YACHT CLUB

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WHERE SOME YOUNG
NUBILE WHOSE DADDY
OWNS THE BANK

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IS CROWNED
MISS WINDJAMMER.

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IT'S THE MOST
ARCHAIC DISPLAY
OF AGEISM, RACISM,

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AND SEXISM
KNOWN TO MAN.

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DO THEY HAVE
A SWIMSUIT COMPETITION?

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I DON'T THINK SO.

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MAYBE I COULD BE
ONE OF THOSE GUYS

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WHO WARMS UP THE GIRLS
BEFORE THEY GO ON STAGE.

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IT'S NOT A PORNO,
PACEY.

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YOU KNOW...MY MOTHER

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USED TO ENTER ME
IN THESE DISGUSTING
"LITTLE MISS" PAGEANTS

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BEFORE I WAS OLD ENOUGH
TO PROTEST.

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LET ME GUESS.
YOU TWIRLED THE BATON.

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MEANING?

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NOTHING.
YOU SHOULD ENTER.

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YEAH.

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NO, SERIOUSLY.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

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I MEAN, NOBODY CAN
DISPUTE THAT.

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I CAN TOTALLY
PICTURE YOU

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STROLLING PAST
THE JUDGES, FLASHING

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THAT MILLION-DOLLAR SMILE OF
YOURS.

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WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT
MY BATON-TWIRLING DAYS
ARE OVER.

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FIRST PRIZE IS $5,000
AND A TRIP TO NEW YORK.

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WHY DON'T YOU ENTER,
DAWSON?

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I'M SURE YOU
HAVE SOME INSPIRED IDEAS

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ON HOW TO ACHIEVE
WORLD PEACE.

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THE WORLD PEACE
IS EASY.

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IT'S THE TAP DANCING
PUMPS I THINK I'D
HAVE TROUBLE WITH.

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IT'S A SKILL.

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HMM.

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BACKHANDED INSULTS
DISGUISED AS COMPLIMENTS.

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IT'S REALLY
A NOVEL APPROACH

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TO WINNING BACK
A WOMAN'S AFFECTIONS.

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I FIGURED I'D
GIVE IT A SHOT.

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I'VE TRIED
EVERYTHING ELSE.

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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GET OVER IT,
MAN? SHE HAS.

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I THINK I HAVE
GOTTEN OVER IT.
I JUST...

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I DON'T KNOW.
WINNING HER BACK

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HAS EVOLVED
INTO SOME SORT
OF BIZARRE HOBBY.

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SLOW, HUH?

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AS THE TOURISTS GO,
SO DO THE TIPS.

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THAT BAD?

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I'LL PUT IT TO YOU
THIS WAY--

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HIGHER EDUCATION FOR ME
WILL BE NO FURTHER AWAY

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THAN CAPESIDE COMMUNITY
VOCATIONAL INSTITUTE.

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YOU'RE SMART. YOU
CAN GET A SCHOLARSHIP.

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YEAH, BUT I CAN'T BANK
ON A FULL ONE.

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LOOK, JOEY...

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YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
THE PROVERBIAL WEDGE

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WE SO FONDLY REFER TO
AS DAWSON LEERY

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IS NO LONGER BETWEEN US,

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WE COULD ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS.

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I KNOW, I KNOW,
IT'S A BIZARRE CONCEPT.

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BUT WE MIGHT FIND
THAT WE HAVE
SOMETHING MORE

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IN COMMON THAN JUST
THE BOY NEXT DOOR.

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OK.

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OR NOT.

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WE DON'T HAVE TO,
LIKE...

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WASH EACH OTHER'S
HAIR OR...

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DO EACH OTHER'S
NAILS, DO WE?

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PACEY.

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I CAN'T FIND MY PEN.

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THANKS.

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YOU OK?
OH, YEAH.

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JUST SPENT
THE ENTIRE MORNING
WITH MY FATHER TELLING ME

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WHAT A SCHOLASTICALLY INEPT,
ATHLETICALLY CHALLENGED,

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UNDERACHIEVING LOSER
I AM. I'M FINE.

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HE SAID THAT?

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YEAH. FIRST HE STARTS IN
ON THE FAILING-BIOLOGY THING,

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THEN HE GOES STRAIGHT
INTO THE SKIPPING-SCHOOL-
TO-DO-PROVIDENCE THING.

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HE FORGOT
THE STEALING-HIS-CAR
THING.

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BORROWING, STEALING--
LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE I
KILLED ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT?

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AND IF I HAVE TO HEAR
THE WORDS,

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"WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE
LIKE YOUR BROTHER DOUG?"
ONE MORE TIME,

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MY HEAD IS
GOING TO EXPLODE.

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WELL, YOU'RE MORE
THAN WELCOME TO CRASH
AT MY HOUSE FOR A FEW.

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THANKS, BUT
I WAS THINKING

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OF SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT.

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PACEY,
FORGET ABOUT IT.

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YOUR FATHER'S NEVER
GONNA LET YOU MOVE
OUT OF HIS HOUSE.

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HE TOLD ME AS SOON
AS I WANT TO BECOME
AN EMANCIPATED MINOR,

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I SHOULD JUST SHOW HIM
WHERE HE NEEDS TO SIGN.

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CHECK THIS OUT.

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FIRST AND LAST,
250 A MONTH.

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THAT'S MILL STREET.
CAPESIDE'S ONLY
OFFICIAL TENEMENT.

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YEAH, WELL, IT BEATS

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THE WITTER FAMILY HOUSE
OF HORRORS, DOESN'T IT?

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HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY
FOR THIS...

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ROACH-INFESTED
BACHELOR PAD?

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YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM,
ISN'T IT?

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WITH MY VIDEO STORE WAGE,

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I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD
A 2-MAN TENT.

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YOU DON'T NEED
AN ASSISTANT

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FOR THAT BEAUTY PAGEANT THING,
DO YOU?

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I'M NOT EVEN
GETTING PAID.

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THE ONLY PERSON MAKING
ANY MONEY OFF THIS

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IS LITTLE MISS WINDJAMMER
HERSELF.

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MAYBE I'LL JUST TOSS
MY TIARA INTO THE RING.

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YOU KNOW,
A $5,000 AWARD...

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THAT'D GET ME INTO
ONE OF THOSE EXECUTIVE
BACHELOR PADS DOWNTOWN.

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YEAH, EXCEPT I'M AFRAID

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YOUR GOD-GIVEN ABILITY
TO RELIEVE YOURSELF
STANDING UP

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HAS RENDERED YOU
INELIGIBLE.

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YEAH. ONCE AGAIN,

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SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION
REARS ITS UGLY HEAD.

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WOULDN'T THAT
JUST PISS MY DAD OFF?

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YOU KNOW,
JOEY, YOU'RE ONE

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OF THE PRETTIEST GIRLS
IN THE SCHOOL.

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I DON'T GET IT.
WHY IS IT

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THAT EVERY TIME I GIVE
YOU A COMPLIMENT,

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YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE
I'M TRYING TO HIT ON YOU?

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I DON'T KNOW. I...

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I GUESS
IT'S JUST 'CAUSE
IT MAKES ME FEEL

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A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE,
THAT'S ALL.

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WHY?

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I KNOW
I'M NOT PRETTY.

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STOP IT.

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YOU KNOW,
IT'S FUNNY, JOEY, BUT...

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WHEN I WAS DATING DAWSON,
I WAS PETRIFIED

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THAT ANY DAY
HE'D TAKE THE BLINDERS OFF

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AND REALIZE
HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE.

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YEAH, RIGHT.

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WHEN GUYS LOOK
AT YOU, THEY THINK,
"WOW, WHAT A BABE."

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AND WHEN THEY LOOK
AT ME, THEY THINK,

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"HMM, GEE,
SHE'S REALLY TALL."

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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD ENTER

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THE MISS WINDJAMMER
PAGEANT.

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WHAT DRUGS
ARE YOU ON?

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COME ON, I'M SERIOUS.
LOOK, I'LL COACH YOU.

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YOU CAN EASILY TAKE
THAT EVENING GOWN
COMPETITION,

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AND THE SCHOLASTIC--
THE ACADEMIC PART--THAT'D BE
A SLAM-DUNK FOR YOU, JOEY.

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LET'S NOT
GO OVERBOARD ON THIS

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LET'S-BE-FRIENDS
FEMALE BONDING THING,
OK, JEN?

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JOEY, COME ON,
YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY FIND
THAT WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER.

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I WOULDN'T
DEGRADE MYSELF.

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ONE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE,
$5,000, JOEY.

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I'D SAY THAT'S
A PRETTY RESPECTABLE
COLLEGE NEST EGG,

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DON'T YOU THINK?

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COME ON, MISS AMERICA.

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WHY DO I FEEL LIKE

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I'M ABOUT TO SET
THE WOMEN'S MOVEMENT
BACK 20 YEARS?

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YEAH, WELL,
IF I WERE YOU,
I'D START PULLING OUT

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THOSE IVY LEAGUE
APPLICATIONS.

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THE COMPETITION
DOES NOT LOOK
LIKE MUCH.

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THIS IS
UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

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I ASSURE YOU,
MR. WITTER,

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THERE IS NOTHING
IN THE UNITED STATES
CONSTITUTION

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THAT SAYS YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT TO ENTER
THIS PAGEANT.

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THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR
RULE BOOK THAT SAYS
I CAN'T, HUH?

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THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING, JACK.

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TAKE A LOOK.
I'M TELLING YOU--

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THIS IS THE <i>MISS</i>
WINDJAMMER PAGEANT.

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IF YOU HAVE A TENDENCY
TOWARDS CROSS-DRESSING...

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SO WHAT ARE
YOU TWO DOING HERE?

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YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
PACEY IS TRYING TO ENTER

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THE MISS WINDJAMMER
PAGEANT?

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WHY NOT?

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LAST YEAR, ASHLEE ELLIOTT
SUCCESSFULLY SUED

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TO JOIN THE BOYS'
FOOTBALL TEAM.

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I THINK IT'S ONE OF
THE MORE INTREPID THINGS
PACEY'S EVER DONE.

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HE'S BLOWING
THE GENDER GAP
WIDE OPEN.

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WELL, I GUESS
WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S
IN IT FOR YOU,

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DAN RATHER.

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TELL ME ABOUT IT.

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BEFORE, THIS WAS GOING
TO BE A LITTLE MENTION
ON THE 11:00 NEWS.

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NOW, I ACTUALLY
HAVE A SHOT AT
A FEATURE STORY.

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SO, I SEE YOU DECIDED
TO ENTER AFTER ALL.

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NO. NO,
I'M...JUST HERE
AS A COACH.

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WHO ARE YOU COACHING?

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LOOK, I'LL
SEE YOU GUYS
LATER, OK?

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I'M GONNA
GO WATCH PACEY

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MAKE AN ASS
OUT OF HIMSELF.

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HA HA! VERY FUNNY!

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00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,189
WHAT,
ARE YOU GUYS...

216
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,566
DOING SOME
KIND OF EXPOSÉ
FOR THE PAPER?

217
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,694
GET OUT.

218
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,321
JOEY POTTER ENTERING
A BEAUTY PAGEANT?

219
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,739
THIS IS CLASSIC!

220
00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:34,115
OH, I SEE.

221
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,159
YOU THINK I'M SUCH
A BARKING CAR-CHASER

222
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,245
THAT A "D" STUDENT
WITH A JULIUS CAESAR
HAIRCUT

223
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,497
HAS A BETTER SHOT THAN ME?
THANKS A LOT.

224
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,873
JOEY, NO. IT'S JUST--

225
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,875
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
ABOUT THESE THINGS.

226
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,421
IT'S JUST
IT'S SO NOT YOU.

227
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,130
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

228
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,049
BECAUSE I KNEW
YOU'D MAKE ME FEEL

229
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,675
LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT
THAN I ALREADY AM.

230
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,177
YOU CAN BELIEVE ME,
DAWSON,

231
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,179
NOBODY'S LAUGHING HARDER
ABOUT THIS THAN I AM,

232
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,433
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
THE OPPORTUNITY
TO WIN $5,000,

233
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,852
NO MATTER HOW SLIM OR
HUMILIATING OR LUDICROUS
MY CHANCES ARE,

234
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,146
THE MONEY HAS
TO TAKE PRECEDENCE
OVER EVERYTHING,

235
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,523
INCLUDING MY PRIDE,
SO...

236
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,275
JOEY, I'M SORRY.

237
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,527
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU
WERE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
I MEAN...

238
00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,529
IT--IT KIND OF CAUGHT ME
BY SURPRISE.

239
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,696
YOU GOTTA ADMIT--

240
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,073
YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD

241
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,492
YOU FIND
MY PATHETIC LIFE
SO AMUSING, DAWSON.

242
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,827
JOEY, COME ON.
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

243
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,247
I'D NEVER LAUGH AT YOU.

244
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,458
YOU JUST DID,
DAWSON.

245
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,936
IT'S HANNAH!

246
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,151
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU!

247
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,777
I'M GONNA GO
SIT DOWN, OK?

248
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,116
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
HANNAH VON WENNING

249
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,867
OF THE BAR HARBOR
VON WENNINGS.

250
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,579
PACEY WITTER.
LET ME GUESS.

251
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,789
YOU'RE HERE
WASHING DISHES

252
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,583
FOR THE REMEDIAL
WORK-STUDY PROGRAM

253
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,751
FOR CAPESIDE'SUNDERPRIVILEGED YOUTH--

254
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,254
THAT'S SO COMPASSIONATE
OF YOU, HANNAH.

255
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,256
SO HOW'S
THE SWISS BOARDING SCHOOL?

256
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,259
IT'S IN CONNECTICUT,
YOU MORON.

257
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,844
WAIT.

258
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,388
YOU'RE THE GUY ENTERING THIS
CONTEST?

259
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,056
IT FIGURES.

260
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,519
CLASS CLOWN
OF CAPESIDE HIGH.

261
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,061
YOU KNOW,
I NEVER FIGURED YOU

262
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,647
FOR A PRE-OP
TRANSSEXUAL,

263
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,357
BUT NOW THAT
I THINK ABOUT IT,

264
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,108
EVENING GOWNS...
HIGH HEELS...

265
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,861
I ASSURE YOU
THAT MY SEXUALITY
IS INTACT, OK?

266
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,321
I'M NOT THE ONE
TAKING GROUP SHOWERS

267
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,156
AT AN ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL.

268
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,824
BUT GIVEN
THE OPPORTUNITY, I--

269
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,117
WELCOME, LADIES.

270
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,827
UH, AHEM!

271
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,663
AND GENTLEMAN.

272
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,414
THANK YOU.

273
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,291
I'D LIKE
TO WELCOME YOU ALL
TO THE ORIENTATION

274
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:52,253
FOR THE 35th ANNUAL
MISS WINDJAMMER PAGEANT.

275
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,130
THE RULES FOR THE PAGEANT

276
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,757
ARE LISTED CLEARLY
IN YOUR HANDBOOKS...

277
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,093
WHICH WILL BE
COMPLETELY REVISED

278
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,012
NEXT YEAR.

279
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,889
THE MISS WINDJAMMER
PAGEANT OFFERS...

280
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:06,184
SO, PACEY, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO FOR THE
TALENT COMPETITION,

281
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,354
RECITE THE ALPHABET?
JACK A CAR?

282
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,980
YOU KNOW, LADIES,

283
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,692
I SAY WE VOTE HANNAH
MISS CONGENIALITY.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

284
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,860
YOU'RE SUCH A BUFFOON.

285
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,736
...TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
ALL IT HAS TO OFFER.

286
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:20,448
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

287
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,242
HAVE FUN.

288
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,169
JOEY, WALKING
IN HEELS IS PROBABLY
THE HARDEST PART.

289
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,462
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

290
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,356
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

291
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,358
UH, WELL,
I MEAN, POISE AND GRACE

292
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,984
ARE REALLY IMPORTANT
TO THE JUDGES,

293
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,612
AND CONSIDERING
YOUR HEIGHT--

294
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,154
NO, I MEAN...

295
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,573
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

296
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,824
I MEAN, THE FACT
THAT I'VE BEEN
A FIRST-CLASS BITCH

297
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,285
TO YOU SINCE THE DAY
YOU GOT HERE

298
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,120
IS PRETTY MUCH
PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE.

299
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,163
IN NEW YORK, I DIDN'T
EXACTLY HANG OUT

300
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,416
WITH A LOT
OF OTHER GIRLS, OK?

301
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,128
I MEAN, I'VE
NEVER EVEN HAD CLOSE
GIRLFRIENDS...

302
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,213
AND AS FAR AS I CAN
TELL, NEITHER HAVE YOU.

303
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,090
I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T YOU EVER FEEL

304
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,675
LIKE YOU'RE MISSING OUT
ON SOMETHING?

305
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,427
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO HANG OUT

306
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,053
WITH THE CAPESIDE
PEP SQUAD?

307
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,764
I MEAN...
ASSOCIATING WITH ME

308
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,599
WON'T EXACTLY SEND
YOUR POPULARITY POINTS

309
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,350
SOARING UP THE SOCIAL
RICHTER SCALE.

310
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436
YEAH, FOR
THE SAME REASON YOU
DON'T, ALL RIGHT?

311
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,314
'CAUSE THEY'RE
A BUNCH OF MENTALLY
ARRESTED AIRHEADS.

312
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,316
YOU KNOW, YOUR
PERCEPTION OF ME
IS ALMOST

313
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,318
AS MISGUIDED
AS YOUR PERCEPTION
OF YOURSELF.

314
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,069
IF YOU WANT TO WIN,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK

315
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,572
ON THE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUE,
BUT FIRST,

316
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,031
BACK TO THE BASICS.
COME ON.

317
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,911
♪ START SPREADIN'
THE NEWS ♪

318
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,455
♪ DAH DA-DA-DUM ♪

319
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,374
♪ DAH DAH
DA-DA-DUM ♪

320
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,628
♪ I'M LEAVIN' TODAY ♪

321
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,339
♪ I WANT TO BE A-- ♪

322
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,757
UH, PACEY,
CAN YOU, UM...

323
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,467
DO YOU DO
ANYTHING ELSE?

324
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,512
WE CAN REVISIT THE TALENT
PROBLEM LATER, BUT...

325
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,347
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THE EVENING WEAR?

326
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,056
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I COULD GET MY HANDS

327
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,809
ON THIS TASTY LITTLE
RED POLYESTER NUMBER

328
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,519
THAT MY SISTER
WORE AS A BRIDESMAID.

329
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,647
PACEY, IF YOU WANT TO WIN
THIS THING, YOU GOTTA
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

330
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,524
IF YOU WIN...

331
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,858
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
COULD BE ALL OVER THIS,

332
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,195
NOT TO MENTION CNN.
I MEAN,

333
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,904
THIS COULD BE
INTERNATIONAL NEWS.

334
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,657
BY BRAVING
THIS EXPERIMENT,

335
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,992
YOU'VE BECOME
A POLITICAL ACTIVIST,

336
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,120
CHALLENGING SOCIAL STEREOTYPES.

337
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,372
I KIND OF JUST WANT TO
MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH.

338
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,083
SO...

339
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,587
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?

340
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,589
UH, WHO,

341
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,758
ME--ME AND DAWSON?

342
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,177
UH-HUH.

343
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,012
WE'RE JUST FIGURING
THINGS OUT, YOU KNOW.

344
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,181
IT WAS A LITTLE ROUGH
FOR A WHILE, BUT...

345
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,558
WE'VE GOT TIME.

346
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,561
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
HE'S GOING ANYWHERE, SO...

347
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,854
NO, I GUESS NOT.

348
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,897
SO...SO WHAT ABOUT
YOU AND DAWSON?

349
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,568
WHAT ABOUT US?

350
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,904
OH...YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST WONDERING,
'CAUSE...

351
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,281
YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
HE'S AVAILABLE
AND EVERYTHING, I WAS--

352
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,659
JEN, DAWSON WILL ALWAYS SEE ME
AS,
YOU KNOW,

353
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,411
THE GAWKY LITTLE
GIRL DOWN THE CREEK

354
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,329
WITH THE BAND-AIDS
ON HER KNEES

355
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,665
AND THE ONE BRAID
FALLING OUT.

356
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,124
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THAT'S...

357
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,710
JUST HOW IT'S
MEANT TO BE. MAYBE...

358
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,212
IT'S JUST HOW
WE SEE EACH OTHER.

359
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,921
WELL...

360
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,465
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

361
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,218
PLENTY OF FISH
IN THE SEA, RIGHT?

362
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,263
YEAH.

363
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,808
HAVE YOU TALKED
TO JOEY LATELY?

364
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,309
UH, NO, ACTUALLY,

365
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,228
NOT SINCE OUR TORRID NIGHT
OF NAKED FACE-SUCKING.

366
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,064
WHAT? I'M KIDDING.
WHY?

367
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,401
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN...

368
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,736
SHE SAYS
WE'RE COOL, BUT...

369
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,779
SHE'S BEEN
AVOIDING ME.

370
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,155
AND?

371
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,533
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
I MEAN...

372
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,910
I MISS HER WHEN
SHE'S NOT AROUND.

373
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,662
AH. AT LAST.

374
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,247
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

375
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,750
WELL, THANK GOD,
DAWSON. MAYBE WE
CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.

376
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,085
PACEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE OBSESSED

377
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,254
WITH THIS LITTLE
THEORY OF YOURS,
BUT THE TRUTH IS...

378
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,881
I'VE NEVER
THOUGHT OF JOEY

379
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,508
IN A ROMANTIC
CONTEXT.

380
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,218
I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OFHER AS LIKE A...

381
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,637
SISTER.

382
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,807
I JUST DON'T
THINK I COULD EVER
GET PAST THAT.

383
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,309
IF JOEY AND I GOT
TOGETHER, IT'D BE...

384
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,352
IT'D JUST BE
A LITTLE INCESTUOUS.

385
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,978
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS YOU DON'T WANT HER,

386
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,272
BUT YOU DON'T WANT
ANYBODY ELSE TO
HAVE HER EITHER?

387
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,402
PLEASE TELL US
SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF.

388
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,404
I'D LIKE
TO STUDY EARLY EDUCATION

389
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,616
OR HELP WITH CHILDREN
WITH SPECIAL NEEDS.

390
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,911
THAT MEANS,
LIKE, WHEN THEY'RE
CRIPPLED OR RETARDED

391
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,831
OR SOMETHING.

392
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:41,375
OR MAYBE I'LL BECOME
AN ACTRESS OR A MODEL,

393
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,002
BECAUSE A LOT OF
PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME

394
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,337
I'M PRETTY ENOUGH.

395
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,839
OK.

396
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,131
AFTER COMPLETING
MY YEAR

397
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,716
WITH "UP WITH PEOPLE"
SINGERS...

398
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,718
WAIT, DAWSON'S DOING
THE INTERVIEWS?

399
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,847
OH, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST
A PRE-INTERVIEW, OK?

400
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,474
THEY'RE HAVING HIM
PUT EVERYBODY ON
TAPE FOR THE JUDGES.

401
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,976
DON'T WORRY, OK?

402
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,978
THE REAL STUFF
IS LIVE ON STAGE
DURING THE PAGEANT.

403
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,313
PLEASE TELL US YOUR NAME

404
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,773
AND SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF.

405
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,150
I'M ROBERTA CRUMP.

406
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,320
I'M A SENIOR
AT CAPESIDE. UM...

407
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,533
HEY.

408
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,034
YOU'RE HERE TO SEE
THE GREAT PACEDINI PULL
A RABBIT OUT OF HIS HAT?

409
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,453
HMM. A MAGIC ACT.

410
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,956
HOW APPROPRIATELY
JUVENILE OF YOU.

411
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,541
YOU KNOW, ALL
THIS SEXUAL TENSION

412
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,376
REALLY CANNOT BE GOOD
FOR YOUR COMPLEXION.

413
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,336
WHAT SAY WE
GO BACKSTAGE,
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT--

414
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,379
PLEASE. I JUST ATE.

415
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,714
I'VE RECENTLY
BEEN ACCEPTED

416
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,298
TO THE JUILLIARD
SCHOOL OF MUSIC,

417
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,718
BUT I'LL BE DELAYING
MY ENTRANCE FOR A YEAR

418
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,594
UNTIL I'VE COMPLETED A TOUR
WITH THE PEACE CORPS.

419
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,555
YOU ALREADY HAD
YOUR CHANCE, DIDN'T YOU?

420
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,057
YEAH, I ALREADY
TURNED YOU DOWN ONCE
IN THE SIXTH GRADE.

421
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,601
ACTUALLY,
YOU STOOD ME UP.

422
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,186
WHATEVER.

423
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,898
PACEY, LET ME ASK
YOU SOMETHING.

424
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,692
DO YOU REALLY THINK,
IN A MILLION YEARS,

425
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,861
YOU COULD EVER WIN
THIS THING?

426
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,487
I MEAN,
WHAT IS THE POINT?

427
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,239
WELL...

428
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,991
MAYBE I DON'T HAVE
A CHANCE OF WINNING,

429
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,618
BUT IF I COULD
TAKE JUST ONE VOTE
AWAY FROM YOU

430
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,829
AND MAKE YOU KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE A LOSER,

431
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,956
THEN THIS IS
ALL WORTHWHILE.

432
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,171
IF YOU COULD
COMMIT ONE ACT
WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE,

433
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,798
WHAT WOULD IT BE?

434
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,718
I'D ROB A BANK
SO I WOULDN'T HAVE
TO BE HERE.

435
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,428
BE SERIOUS.
LET...

436
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,679
LET'S JUST GET
THROUGH THIS, OK?

437
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,765
FINE.

438
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,267
WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SET
FOR YOUR CHILDREN?

439
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,186
I GUESS I WANT THEM
TO...

440
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,439
TREAT OTHERS
THE WAY THEY WANT
TO BE TREATED.

441
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,441
IT SOUNDS PRETTY
SIMPLE, BUT...

442
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,401
IT PRETTY MUCH
APPLIES TO
EVERYTHING.

443
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,907
WHO IS YOUR INSPIRATION,
ROLE MODEL, OR MENTOR,
AND WHY?

444
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,617
I GUESS I DON'T
REALLY HAVE ONE.

445
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,452
I'VE ALWAYS...

446
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,412
HAD TO DEPEND
ON MYSELF.

447
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,997
WHERE DO YOU SEE
YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS?

448
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,665
I DON'T KNOW.

449
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,001
IN SOME ROMANTIC
ADVENTURE OR...

450
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,211
ON A DIG IN TUNISIA
OR...

451
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,213
A SAFARI IN AFRICA.
I DON'T KNOW.

452
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,215
A RESEARCH BOAT
ON ITS WAY
TO ANTARCTICA.

453
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,969
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT
LEAVING CAPESIDE,
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT

454
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,304
LIKE BOSTON UNIVERSITY.
THE POLAR ICE CAP'S
PRETTY FAR AWAY.

455
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,890
WELL, THAT'S
THE POINT.

456
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,142
YEAH, BUT THERE
MUST BE THINGS THAT
YOU'LL MISS. I MEAN...

457
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,144
FAMILY?

458
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,604
FRIENDS?

459
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,690
OF COURSE.
BUT...

460
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,985
LIFE GOES ON, DAWSON. THINGS
CHANGE.

461
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:12,986
THEY DON'T HAVE TO.

462
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,737
YES, THEY DO.

463
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,239
EVERYTHING CHANGES EVENTUALLY.

464
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,408
THAT'S JUST
THE WAY LIFE IS,

465
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,535
AND...YOU HAVE
NO CONTROL OVER IT.

466
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,496
LIKE, SUDDENLY,
PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK

467
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,123
ARE ALWAYS
GONNA BE THERE,
THEY DISAPPEAR,

468
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,374
YOU KNOW?

469
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,543
PEOPLE DIE, AND...

470
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,421
THEY MOVE AWAY,
AND...

471
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,341
THEY GROW UP.

472
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,930
EVERYTHING CHANGES
EVENTUALLY, DAWSON.

473
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,195
EXCUSE ME,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

474
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,864
WOULD YOU PLEASE
TAKE YOUR SEATS.

475
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,282
WELCOME TO
THE MISS WINDJAMMER
BEAUTY PAGEANT...

476
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,451
I LOOK LIKE
A DWEEB.
NO, YOU DON'T.

477
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,619
EVERYONE'S GONNA
LAUGH AT ME.

478
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,621
OH. LOOK,
I WANT YOU TO PUT
THIS VASELINE

479
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,706
ON YOUR TEETH
FOR ME, OK?

480
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,206
WHY?

481
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,667
JUST TRUST ME,
ALL RIGHT?

482
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,669
IT KEEPS YOUR LIPS
FROM STICKING
TO YOUR TEETH

483
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,837
WHEN YOU SMILE.

484
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,755
WAIT A SECOND.
I HAVE TO SMILE?

485
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,966
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT SMILING.

486
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,343
WELCOME TO
THE MISS WINDJAMMER
BEAUTY PAGEANT.

487
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,095
WE'RE VERY EXCITED
ABOUT THIS EVENING...

488
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,347
IF YOU MAKE ONE JOKE
ABOUT COMING OUT
OF THE CLOSET,

489
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,390
I SWEAR I'LL..
CAN'T, MAN.

490
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,642
IT'S TOO OBVIOUS.

491
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,061
LET ME GET THAT.

492
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,770
THANKS.

493
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,147
TELL ME THE TRUTH,
DAWSON,

494
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:33,232
DO YOU THINK
I'M A COMPLETE TOOL
FOR DOING THIS?

495
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,193
SINCE WHEN DID YOU START
CONCERNING YOURSELF

496
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,737
WITH PUBLIC OPINION?

497
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,031
PACEY, I THINK
YOU GOT TESTICLES
OF STEEL

498
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,407
FOR DOING THIS.

499
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,408
REALLY?

500
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:43,910
YEAH. HERE.
UH, MY MOM SAID

501
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,079
TO PUT THAT
ON YOUR TEETH.

502
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,872
WHY?

503
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,457
I HAVE
ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.

504
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,292
AND SO NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

505
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,170
HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS

506
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,963
IN THEIR EVENING WEAR.

507
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,608
THANK YOU,
MISS JOHNSON.

508
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,736
AND NOW,
MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER.

509
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,468
COULD IT BE
CINDERELLA'S
FAIRY GODMOTHER

510
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,303
DID THE JOB
A LITTLE TOO WELL?

511
00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,679
THANK YOU,
MISS POTTER.

512
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,389
IT LOOKS LIKE
PRINCE CHARMING
HAS FOUND

513
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,725
THE OWNER OF
THAT GLASS SLIPPER.

514
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,937
IF YOU HAVE A POINT,
I WISH YOU'D GET TO IT.

515
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,480
HEY, COME ON, JEN.

516
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,607
I MEAN,
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS
THAT YOU'RE MISSING

517
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,692
THE UNDIVIDED
ATTENTION OF
OUR FRIEND DAWSON.

518
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,402
MAYBE FEELING A LITTLE
DUMPER'S REMORSE?

519
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,197
YOU'RE WAY OFF,
ALL RIGHT?

520
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,032
TELL ME, IS IT
THE POSSIBILITY
OF LOSING HIM

521
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,784
TO SOMEBODY ELSE
THAT SUDDENLY
MAKES HIM

522
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,535
SEEM SO ATTRACTIVE?

523
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,247
YOU REALLY THINK THAT
I'M THAT SHALLOW, HUH?

524
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,581
NO.

525
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:15,417
I THINK
YOU'RE THAT HUMAN.

526
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,170
AND NOW,
MR. PACEY WITTER.

527
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,963
WELL, WISH ME LUCK.

528
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,639
ALL RIGHT!

529
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,230
THANK YOU,
MR. WITTER.

530
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,905
DO YOU THINK I AM A COW
LOWING AFTER THE CALF

531
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,533
OR A BITCH WITH PUPS
LICKING THE HAND

532
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,451
THAT STRUCK HER?
WATCH AND SEE!

533
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,750
IF I COULD
TALK TO THE GOVERNOR
FOR ONE HOUR,

534
00:22:56,792 --> 00:23:00,338
I'D...TELL HIM HOW
HE COULD LOSE 30 POUNDS

535
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:01,797
IN 30 DAYS.

536
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,300
I'D LIKE TO
TELL MY KIDS

537
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,260
THAT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO BE
THE HANDSOMEST GUY,

538
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,512
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE THE MOST
INTELLIGENT GUY,

539
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,806
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE
TO BE THE BIGGEST
FOOTBALL STUD

540
00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,975
TO BE A DAMN FINE
MISS WINDJAMMER.

541
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,365
I WOULD TELL
THE WORLD'S LEADERS

542
00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,491
THAT A SOCIETY
THAT CHOOSES WAR
AND DEATH

543
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,118
OVER THE
PRESERVATION OF LIFE

544
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,287
CANNOT POSSIBLY
SUCCEED OR THRIVE.

545
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,539
AND I GUESS,
IF THAT DIDN'T WORK,
I'D JUST TELL THEM

546
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,749
I HAD DIRTY PHOTOS
OF THEM, YOU KNOW?

547
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,964
SO HOW AM I DOING,
MRS. LEERY?

548
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,384
PACEY...

549
00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,262
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU ARE FUNNY
AND CHARMING.

550
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,512
THE AUDIENCE
LOVES YOU.

551
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,265
SERIOUSLY?
MM.

552
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:54,516
YOU MAY NOT HAVE
A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE
IN HELL OF WINNING,

553
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,894
BUT, UH, YOU'RE
DEFINITELY KEEPING ME
FROM FALLING ASLEEP.

554
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,979
WHAT, I'M NOT EVEN
IN THE RUNNING?

555
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,856
PACEY,
YOU KNOW THIS CLUB
WOULD RATHER

556
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,067
SEE THE WHOLE PLACE
GO DOWN IN FLAMES
BEFORE THEY WOULD

557
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,152
ACTUALLY CROWN A MALE
MISS WINDJAMMER.

558
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,404
YEAH, BUT FOR ME
TO BE WRITTEN OFF

559
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,114
IS JUST COMPLETELY UNFAIR.

560
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,949
HONEY,

561
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,243
FAIR AND
BEAUTY PAGEANTS

562
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:13,953
AREN'T EXACTLY
SYNONYMOUS.

563
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,294
JUST THINK--
IN APPROXIMATELY

564
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:24,004
2 MINUTES AND
35 SECONDS, THIS
WILL ALL BE OVER.

565
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,382
YEAH, BUT I'VE NEVER
HAD TO SING IN FRONT
OF PEOPLE BEFORE.

566
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,841
I MEAN, WHAT IF I SUCK?

567
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,761
COME ON. AND DON'T
FORGET TO SMILE.

568
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:36,016
SINGING "ON MY OWN"
FROM LES MISERABLES,

569
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,394
MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER.

570
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:46,026
WOW, YOU DID
AN INCREDIBLE JOB
ON JOEY.

571
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,071
MY GOD,
IT'S AMAZING!

572
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,823
I THINK WE'VE FINALLY
BROKEN INTO THE RANKS

573
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,116
OF BEING FRIENDS.

574
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,200
HMM.

575
00:24:56,454 --> 00:25:00,124
BUT I MISS
OUR FRIENDSHIP,
TOO, DAWSON.

576
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,001
ME, TOO.

577
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,421
AND...AND NOT JUST
OUR FRIENDSHIP, BUT...

578
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,133
I GUESS WHAT I'M
TRYING TO SAY IS...

579
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:12,303
♪ ON MY OWN ♪

580
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:17,683
♪ PRETENDING
HE'S BESIDE ME ♪

581
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,518
♪ ALL ALONE ♪

582
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,855
♪ I WALK WITH HIM ♪

583
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,690
♪ TILL MORNING ♪

584
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,028
♪ WITHOUT HIM ♪

585
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:33,157
♪ I FEEL HIS ARMS
AROUND ME ♪

586
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,118
♪ AND WHEN I LOSE MY WAY,
I CLOSE MY EYES ♪

587
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,913
♪ AND HE HAS FOUND ME ♪

588
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,708
♪ IN THE RAIN ♪

589
00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:48,339
♪ THE PAVEMENT
SHINES LIKE SILVER ♪

590
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,756
♪ ALL THE LIGHTS ♪

591
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:54,303
♪ ARE MISTY IN THE RIVER ♪

592
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,891
♪ IN THE DARKNESS ♪

593
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:03,229
♪ THE TREES ARE FULL
OF STARLIGHT ♪

594
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:08,150
♪ AND ALL I SEE IS HIM
AND ME FOREVER AND FOREVER ♪

595
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,738
♪ AND I KNOW ♪

596
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:17,743
♪ IT'S ONLY IN MY MIND ♪

597
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:21,955
♪ THAT I'M TALKING
TO MYSELF ♪

598
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,790
♪ AND NOT TO HIM ♪

599
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:28,421
♪ AND ALTHOUGH ♪

600
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:31,757
♪ I KNOW THAT
HE IS BLIND ♪

601
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,511
♪ STILL I SAY ♪

602
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,557
♪ THERE'S A WAY FOR US ♪

603
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,601
♪ I LOVE HIM ♪

604
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:48,774
♪ BUT WHEN
THE NIGHT IS OVER ♪

605
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,402
♪ HE'S GONE ♪

606
00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:55,322
♪ THE RIVER'S
JUST A RIVER ♪

607
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,034
♪ WITHOUT HIM ♪

608
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,455
♪ THE WORLD
AROUND ME CHANGES ♪

609
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,622
♪ THE TREES ARE BARE
AND EVERYWHERE ♪

610
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,834
♪ THE STREETS ARE
FULL OF STRANGERS ♪

611
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,088
♪ I LOVE HIM ♪

612
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:16,093
♪ BUT EVERY DAY
I'M LEARNING ♪

613
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,471
♪ ALL MY LIFE ♪

614
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:22,099
♪ I'VE ONLY
BEEN PRETENDING ♪

615
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,978
♪ WITHOUT ME ♪

616
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:29,482
♪ HIS WORLD WILL
GO ON TURNING ♪

617
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,609
♪ THE WORLD IS
FULL OF HAPPINESS ♪

618
00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:33,819
♪ THAT I HAVE
NEVER KNOWN ♪

619
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,824
♪ I LOVE HIM ♪

620
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,245
♪ LOVE HIM ♪

621
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,040
♪ I LOVE HIM ♪

622
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:52,588
♪ BUT ONLY ON MY OWN ♪

623
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,674
THANK YOU.

624
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,718
THAT WAS JOSEPHINE POTTER,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

625
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,315
ALL RIGHT, PACE,
HURRY UP.
YOU'RE ON.

626
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,566
DAMN IT.

627
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,026
DUDE, RELAX.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

628
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,364
I NEED TO KNOW
SOMETHING, DAWSON.

629
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,157
WHEN I ASKED YOU
IF DOING THIS THING
WAS STUPID

630
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,992
AND YOU MADE ME BELIEVE
THAT IT HAD A POINT,

631
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,369
DID YOU EVER
ACTUALLY BELIEVE

632
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,703
THAT I HAD A CHANCE
OF WINNING THIS THING?

633
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:27,873
COME ON, PACEY.

634
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,876
GREAT. THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.

635
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,586
JUST ANOTHER THING FOR
THE KIDS TO LAUGH ABOUT

636
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,672
MONDAY MORNING AT SCHOOL.

637
00:28:34,712 --> 00:28:36,756
AND WHO AM I
TO DISAPPOINT, RIGHT?

638
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:39,009
YOU'RE NOT
THINKING OF DOING
SOMETHING STUPID?

639
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,261
THOSE PEOPLE SUCK!
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
LEAVE HERE

640
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,222
WITHOUT LETTING THEM KNOW
THAT LITTLE KNOWN FACT?

641
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,348
I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.

642
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,474
WAIT A MINUTE,
PACEY --

643
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,893
EXCUSE ME, DAWSON,
I GOT A SHOW TO DO.

644
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,690
PACEY WITTER HAS
CHANGED HIS PROGRAM.

645
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,483
INSTEAD OF A MAGIC ACT,

646
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:55,984
HE WILL PERFORM

647
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,238
A DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION.

648
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,365
WELL, I'M NOT
WILLIAM WALLACE...

649
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,867
BUT I AM PACEY WITTER.

650
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,914
PACEY WITTER'S
7 FEET TALL!

651
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,958
SO THEY SAY.

652
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,836
AND THEY SAY THAT
THIS PACEY WITTER
IS A DANGEROUS MAN

653
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,089
WHO SLAUGHTERS
CAPESIDE RESIDENTS
BY THE DOZENS

654
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,674
WITH JOKES
AND BUFFOONERY.

655
00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:19,966
AND IF HE WERE HERE,

656
00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,219
HE WOULD DESTROY THOSE
WHO WOULD JUDGE HIM

657
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,430
WITH SPARKS FROM HIS EYES
AND WIT FROM HIS ASS.

658
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,015
WELL, I <i>AM</i> PACEY WITTER,

659
00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:28,642
BUT WHO OF YOU

660
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,644
ARE IN THE POSITION
TO JUDGE ME?

661
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:31,895
IS IT YOU, SIR?

662
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,689
AND WHAT SORT
OF HUMAN BEING

663
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,524
TOLERATES BEING JUDGED?

664
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,443
WELL, JUDGMENT
STOPS TODAY,

665
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,776
BECAUSE THAT
WHICH SCORNS ME

666
00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,112
DEEMS TO OWN ME.

667
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,947
AND I AM WILLING TO
TRADE THE TRAPPINGS

668
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,283
OF MY DYSFUNCTIONAL LIFE
FOR ONE CHANCE,

669
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,034
JUST ONE CHANCE

670
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,078
TO STAND IN FRONT OF
MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN

671
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,580
AND TELL 'EM

672
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:51,290
THAT YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE

673
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:54,960
BUT YOU'LL NEVER
TAKE MY FREEDOM!

674
00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:56,462
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

675
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,053
YOU KNOW,
IF SHE DOES WIN,

676
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,346
IT'S ONLY FOR
THE SYMPATHY VOTE,

677
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,557
BECAUSE SHE IS A
TOTAL CHARITY CASE.

678
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:09,891
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

679
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,352
YOU DON'T KNOW
HER STORY?

680
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,104
OH, MY GOD,
CHECK THIS OUT.

681
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,607
SHE LIVES IN A TRAILER
WITH HER SISTER

682
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,275
WHO JUST HAD
AN ILLEGITIMATE BABY

683
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,026
WITH HER
BLACK BOYFRIEND

684
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,613
WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?

685
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,698
HER MOTHER DIED,

686
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,575
AND HER FATHER'S
IN JAIL FOR
SELLING DRUGS.

687
00:30:26,617 --> 00:30:28,118
BUT YOU CAN
ASK HER YOURSELF.

688
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,411
SHE'LL TELL ANYONE

689
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,456
WHO'LL LISTEN
TO HER PATHETIC
SOB STORY.

690
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,416
I'M SURE
SHE'S ALREADY
TOLD THE JUDGES.

691
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,213
DAWSON, DON'T TRY TO GET
ME TO GO BACK OUT THERE.

692
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,049
I MEAN...GOD, SETTING
MYSELF UP LIKE THIS.
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!

693
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,678
JO, LISTEN TO ME.
LOOK, YOU WERE PHENOMENAL
OUT THERE TONIGHT.

694
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,554
DON'T LET
THESE INBRED IDIOTS
GET YOU DOWN.

695
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,765
IF YOU LEAVE NOW,
YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE
YOURSELF.

696
00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:51,850
I DON'T BELONG
HERE, DAWSON.
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.

697
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:53,769
HOW COULD I HAVE
STOOPED THIS LOW
FOR MONEY?

698
00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:56,021
I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST SOLD MYSELF
AT A STREET CORNER.

699
00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,231
DO YOU REALIZE
YOU COULD WIN THIS THING?

700
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,817
WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE SLAMMING YOU?

701
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,109
THEY'RE TERRIFIED
OF YOU.

702
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:02,319
THEY KNOW THAT YOU
CAN BEAT THEM.

703
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,365
I DON'T WANT
THEIR MONEY, DAWSON.

704
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,826
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
FROM THESE PEOPLE.
IT MAKES ME SICK--

705
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:12,245
I DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT
THE MONEY ANYMORE.

706
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,997
JOEY, I KNOW
WE'RE NOT SPEAKING
RIGHT NOW, OK?

707
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,291
BUT IF WE WERE,

708
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,419
I WOULD TELL
MY BEST FRIEND...

709
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,381
WHO WAS ALWAYS TOO AFRAID
TO GET UP IN FRONT OF CLASS
FOR SHOW AND TELL,

710
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:26,092
HOW INCREDIBLY PROUD
I AM OF HER...

711
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,137
AND HOW I THINK
SHE HAS GOT

712
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:32,725
MORE GUTS AND TALENT
AND STRENGTH OF CHARACTER

713
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,143
THAN ALL THE
HANNAH VON WENNINGS OF
THE WORLD PUT TOGETHER.

714
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,234
FOR YOUR FINAL QUESTION,
MISS POTTER,

715
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,236
PLEASE TELL US
WHAT WORDS OF ADVICE

716
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,698
YOU WOULD BESTOW
UPON TODAY'S YOUTH.

717
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:54,872
I'D LIKE TO TELL
TODAY'S YOUTH THAT, UH...

718
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,915
NO MATTER WHERE
LIFE TAKES YOU,

719
00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,751
BIG CITIES, SMALL TOWNS,

720
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:01,712
YOU'LL INEVITABLY COME ACROSS
SMALL MINDS.

721
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:04,464
PEOPLE WHO THINK
THAT THEY'RE BETTER
THAN YOU ARE.

722
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:07,133
PEOPLE WHO THINK
THAT MATERIAL THINGS

723
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,802
OR BEING PRETTY
OR POPULAR

724
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:12,138
AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU
A WORTHWHILE HUMAN BEING.

725
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,600
I'D LIKE TO TELL TODAY'S
YOUTH THAT NONE OF THESE
THINGS MATTER,

726
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,309
UNLESS YOU HAVE
A STRENGTH OF CHARACTER,

727
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,812
INTEGRITY,
SENSE OF PRIDE.

728
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,231
AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY
ENOUGH TO HAVE ANY
OF THESE THINGS...

729
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,069
...DON'T EVER SELL THEM.

730
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,696
DON'T EVER SELL OUT.

731
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:31,199
SO WHEN YOU
MEET A PERSON
FOR THE FIRST TIME,

732
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:34,286
PLEASE DON'T JUDGE THEM
BY THEIR STATION IN LIFE.

733
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,246
BECAUSE WHO KNOWS?

734
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,625
THAT PERSON
JUST MIGHT END UP

735
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,084
BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND.

736
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,508
THANK YOU.

737
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:04,858
AND NOW THE EXCITING MOMENT

738
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,026
WE'VE ALL BEEN
WAITING FOR.

739
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,241
OUR SECOND RUNNER-UP
AND WINNER OF 2 TICKETS
TO THE RIALTO

740
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:16,119
FOR ANY TUESDAY
OR THURSDAY MATINEE IS...

741
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,497
MISS HANNAH VON WENNING!

742
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,297
CONGRATULATIONS.

743
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:29,967
OUR FIRST RUNNER-UP

744
00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,469
AND WINNER OF
A FREE DAY OF BEAUTY

745
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,638
AT BETTY'S HAIR BARN IS...

746
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,140
MISS JOSEPHINE POTTER!

747
00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,231
CONGRATULATIONS.

748
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,071
YOU GUYS CAN
PACK UP, RIGHT?
OK.

749
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,700
THE WINNER
OF THIS YEAR'S
MISS WINDJAMMER IS...

750
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,369
MISS ROBERTA CRUMP!

751
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,565
JOEY?

752
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:31,194
HONEY, YOU WERE TRULY
SPECTACULAR TONIGHT.

753
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:34,031
YOU KNOW
I VOTED FOR YOU.

754
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,825
YOU SHOULD BE VERY
PROUD OF YOURSELF.

755
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,452
THANKS, MRS. LEERY.

756
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:42,121
YOU KIDS NEED A RIDE HOME?

757
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,958
UM...NO. WE CAN WALK.

758
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,209
OK. GOOD NIGHT.

759
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,502
GOOD NIGHT, MOM.

760
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,545
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

761
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,880
NIGHT.

762
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,142
UH...

763
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,022
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE, I'M...

764
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:10,650
YOU'VE LEFT ME
SPEECHLESS.

765
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,283
WHAT'S HAPPENING, JOEY?

766
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,452
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW?

767
00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:36,635
HERE.

768
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,428
THANKS.

769
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:48,647
I LOOKED AT YOU
TONIGHT

770
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,273
AND I...

771
00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,653
IT WAS LIKE
YOU CAME COMPLETELY
OUT OF YOUR SHELL.

772
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,405
THERE WAS THIS,
LIKE TOTAL...

773
00:35:57,447 --> 00:36:01,284
I DON'T KNOW--
NEWFOUND CONFIDENCE...

774
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:04,704
THAT JUST SEEMED
TO BURST FROM YOU.

775
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,541
AND I KNOW WHAT
IT MUST HAVE TAKEN

776
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,752
FOR YOU TO GET UP THERE
AND DO THAT TONIGHT.

777
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,965
IT'S LIKE YOU...

778
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:21,387
IT'S LIKE
YOU TRANSFORMED
INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL...

779
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,764
JOEY.

780
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,766
DAWSON...

781
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,477
GOD...I MEAN...

782
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,692
I'M SITTING HERE
WITH MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD...

783
00:36:33,733 --> 00:36:35,694
AND MY PALMS
ARE SWEATING.

784
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,820
I CAN'T...

785
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,534
I'VE KNOWN YOU
FOREVER, BUT...

786
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:48,623
I FEEL LIKE
I'M SEEING YOU FOR
THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT.

787
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,756
JOEY?

788
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,303
WHAT'S WRONG?

789
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,139
I DON'T KNOW, DAWSON,

790
00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:07,184
THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT
ABOUT THIS.

791
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,480
J-JOEY, I THOUGHT
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.
I MEAN...

792
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:15,150
IT'S MY OWN STUPID FAULT.

793
00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,485
I MEAN, DRESSING UP,
PLAYING THE PRINCESS.

794
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,698
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
THAT THIS ISN'T ME.

795
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,575
JOEY,
OF COURSE IT IS.

796
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,327
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
WHAT I WANTED.

797
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,416
FOR YOU TO SEE ME
AS BEAUTIFUL.

798
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:35,170
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT ME

799
00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:37,672
THE--THE WAY THAT YOU
LOOK AT JEN.

800
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,758
BUT THE TRUTH IS...

801
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:44,137
I DON'T WANT THAT
AT ALL, DAWSON.

802
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:47,557
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME
AND SEE THE PERSON
YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN

803
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,727
AND REALIZE THAT
WHAT WE HAVE IS SO
MUCH MORE INCREDIBLE

804
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:53,146
THAN JUST SOME PASSING
PHYSICAL ATTRACTION,

805
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,190
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT,
DAWSON?

806
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:57,192
IT'S JUST LIPSTICK.

807
00:37:57,234 --> 00:37:58,944
AND IT'S JUST...

808
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,862
HAIR SPRAY.

809
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,741
TOMORROW I'M GONNA
WAKE UP

810
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,325
AND I'M GONNA BE JOEY.

811
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,161
JUST JOEY.

812
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,746
YOU KNOW?

813
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,874
THE TOO TALL GIRL
FROM THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE CREEK.

814
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,626
JOEY, THIS IS ALL
NEW TO US, AND WE SHOULD

815
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,794
TALK ABOUT IT, OK?

816
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,295
BECAUSE NO MATTER
WHAT HAPPENS,

817
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,131
WE CAN'T GO BACK
TO THE WAY THINGS WERE.

818
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:22,717
DAWSON, YOU'VE HAD
A LIFETIME TO PROCESS
YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME,

819
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,928
AND I CAN'T SPEND
THE REST OF MINE

820
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,931
HOPING THAT YOU MIGHT
THROW A GENERAL GLANCE
IN MY DIRECTION

821
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,433
IN BETWEEN YOUR
TORTURED TEEN ROMANCES

822
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:33,061
WITH WHATEVER JEN LINDLEY
ROLLS INTO YOUR LIFE NEXT.

823
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:34,687
I CAN'T DO IT.

824
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,564
JOEY, DON'T WALK AWAY
FROM THIS.

825
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:56,209
I HAVE TO, DAWSON.

826
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,008
GOOD EVENING.

827
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:07,095
COME TO GLOAT?

828
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:09,848
NO. ACTUALLY,
I JUST HAVE

829
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,557
A LOT OF EXPERIENCE
AT BEING A LOSER.

830
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,185
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT SOME POINTERS,

831
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:15,270
SEEING AS THIS IS
YOUR FIRST TIME.

832
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,730
FIRST TIME.

833
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:21,109
MY BROTHER MATT
IS ON THE NATIONAL
TENNIS CIRCUIT.

834
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:22,819
CAROLINE'S
A PEDIATRICIAN.

835
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:26,739
JENNIFER'S A FOREIGN
CORRESPONDENT ON CNN.

836
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:31,119
ME, I CAN'T EVEN WIN
A STUPID SMALL-TOWN
BEAUTY PAGEANT.

837
00:39:31,161 --> 00:39:33,746
WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU NEED THE MONEY.

838
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,999
ME, ON THE OTHER HAND,
I'M STUCK LIVING AT HOME,

839
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,959
PROBABLY FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE,

840
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:42,255
WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
WHO THINK I'M A BLIGHT
ON MANKIND.

841
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,549
AREN'T WE A COUPLE
OF BLACK SHEEP.

842
00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,597
BY THE WAY,
THAT WAS A REALLY

843
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,059
BALLSY THING YOU DID
IN THERE TONIGHT.

844
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,144
THANK YOU.

845
00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:00,523
YEAH. WHAT I WOULDN'T DO
TO GO AWAY TO SCHOOL,

846
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,483
BE SOMEBODY ELSE
FOR A WHILE.

847
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:07,488
I SPENT A TOTAL
OF 23 DAYS
AT HOME THIS YEAR.

848
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,615
LAST TIME I HAD
A SCHOOL BREAK,

849
00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:12,994
I CAME HOME
TO AN EMPTY HOUSE.

850
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:16,581
SEEMS, UH,
MY VACATION CREATED
A SCHEDULING CONFLICT

851
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:18,833
IN MY PARENTS'
SOCIAL CALENDAR.

852
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,543
YOU'RE KIDDING?

853
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,461
ROGER WILL SPEND
MORE YEARS OF HIS LIFE

854
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:24,381
IN THAT HOUSE
THAN I WILL.

855
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,049
WHICH ONE'S ROGER?

856
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:27,717
THE DOG.

857
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,639
ALL RIGHT.

858
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,231
HEY.

859
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,900
HI.

860
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:48,029
SO HOW'D YOUR DEBUT
AS A NEWSMAN TURN OUT?

861
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,907
UM...TURNS OUT
IT'S GOING TO BE

862
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,659
A BLIP
ON THE 11:00 NEWS
AFTER ALL.

863
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:02,961
THIS MAY SOUND LIKE
IT'S COMING OUT OF
THE BLUE, UM...

864
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:07,340
THE TRUTH IS,
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
MUCH ELSE LATELY, DAWSON.

865
00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:13,138
LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE DIDN'T
GIVE OUR RELATIONSHIP
MUCH OF A CHANCE...

866
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:19,227
OK. I DIDN'T GIVE IT
MUCH OF A CHANCE.

867
00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:21,854
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
I REALLY DIDN'T GIVE YOU

868
00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,274
A GOOD REASON
FOR THE BREAKUP, BUT...

869
00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:26,567
TRUTH IS,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I HAD A GOOD REASON.

870
00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:33,283
IS IT TOO LATE
FOR ME TO ASK YOU
FOR ANOTHER CHANCE?

871
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,121
YOU'RE KIDDING?

872
00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:42,208
I COULDN'T BE MORE SERIOUS.

873
00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:47,380
GOD, JEN.

874
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,133
WOW, UH...

875
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,760
I GUESS I AM TOO LATE.

876
00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:54,679
IT'S JUST THAT, UM...

877
00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,641
YOU KNOW, NOW'S...

878
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,768
REALLY NOT
THE BEST TIME.

879
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,063
I DON'T KNOW.
I GOTTA...

880
00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:10,028
I GOT SOME THINGS
I GOTTA FIGURE OUT
FIRST.

881
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,696
OK.

882
00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,158
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHERE I AM.

883
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,870
HOW COULD I EVER FORGET?

884
00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:24,625
GOOD NIGHT, DAWSON.

885
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,294
GOOD NIGHT, JEN.